Versteht heute noch jemand Monty Python Humor?

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noch wie ich als kleines Kind zum ersten Mal Ritter der Kokosnuss gesehen habe und geschockt war das dem Ritter am Anfang die Beine und Arme abgehauen werden. Beim zweiten Anschauen ein paar Jahre fand ich das lustich und heute auch noch...

 

Fußball !!!

 

" Einigen wir uns auf unentschieden!". Das sage ich heute noch ab und zu wenn die Gefahr einer Niederlage droht, was natürlich eher selten ist.

 

Extremitäten eingebüßt hat und dem gelangweilt sich abwendenden Artus hinterherruft: "Komm her, ich schlag Dich zusammen!"

"Die Ritter, die immer Nie sagen, fordern von euch ein Opfer!" - "Ritter vom Knie, wir sind ganz simple Reisende, wir suchen nach dem Zauberer, der hinter diesen Wäldern haust." - "Nie! Nie! Nie! Nie....!" - "Hört das denn nie auf?" - "Wir werden nie aufhören, Nie zu euch zu sagen, wenn ihr uns nicht beschwichtigt!" - "Was ist euer Begehr ?" - "Wir wollen... ein schönes Gebüsch!"  

lord shave the queen !

*Brüll*

aber für monty python gabs das bisher nicht. schwer erreichbar, würd ich meinen  

A customer enters a pet shop.

    Mr. Praline: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint.

    (The owner does not respond.)

    Mr. Praline: 'Ello, Miss?

    Owner: What do you mean "miss"?

    Mr. Praline: I'm sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint!

    Owner: We're closin' for lunch.

    Mr. Praline: Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.

    Owner: Oh yes, the, uh, the Norwegian Blue...What's,uh...What's wrong with it?

    Mr. Praline: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!

    Owner: No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting.

    Mr. Praline: Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.

    Owner: No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage!

    Mr. Praline: The plumage don't enter into it. It's stone dead.

    Owner: Nononono, no, no! 'E's resting!

    Mr. Praline: All right then, if he's restin', I'll wake him up! (shouting at the cage) 'Ello, Mister Polly Parrot! I've got a lovely fresh cuttle fish for you if you
    show...

    (owner hits the cage)

    Owner: There, he moved!

    Mr. Praline: No, he didn't, that was you hitting the cage!

    Owner: I never!!

    Mr. Praline: Yes, you did!

    Owner: I never, never did anything...

    Mr. Praline: (yelling and hitting the cage repeatedly) 'ELLO POLLY!!!!! Testing! Testing! Testing! Testing! This is your nine o'clock alarm call!

    (Takes parrot out of the cage and thumps its head on the counter. Throws it up in the air and watches it plummet to the floor.)

    Mr. Praline: Now that's what I call a dead parrot.

    Owner: No, no.....No, 'e's stunned!

    Mr. Praline: STUNNED?!?

    Owner: Yeah! You stunned him, just as he was wakin' up! Norwegian Blues stun easily, major.

    Mr. Praline: Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That parrot is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not 'alf an hour
    ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk.

    Owner: Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords.

    Mr. Praline: PININ' for the FJORDS?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got 'im home?

    Owner: The Norwegian Blue prefers keepin' on it's back! Remarkable bird, id'nit, squire? Lovely plumage!

    Mr. Praline: Look, I took the liberty of examining that parrot when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the
    first place was that it had been NAILED there.

    (pause)

    Owner: Well, o'course it was nailed there! If I hadn't nailed that bird down, it would have nuzzled up to those bars, bent 'em apart with its beak, and
    VOOM! Feeweeweewee!

    Mr. Praline: "VOOM"?!? Mate, this bird wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through it! 'E's bleedin' demised!

    Owner: No no! 'E's pining!

    Mr. Praline: 'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e
    rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the
    bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!

    (pause)

    Owner: Well, I'd better replace it, then. (he takes a quick peek behind the counter) Sorry squire, I've had a look 'round the back of the shop, and uh,
    we're right out of parrots.

    Mr. Praline: I see. I see, I get the picture.

    Owner: I got a slug.

    (pause)

    Mr. Praline: Pray, does it talk?

    Owner: Nnnnot really.

    Mr. Praline: WELL IT'S HARDLY A BLOODY REPLACEMENT, IS IT?!!???!!?

    Owner: N-no, I guess not. (gets ashamed, looks at his feet)

    Mr. Praline: Well.

    (pause)

    Owner: (quietly) D'you.... d'you want to come back to my place?

    Mr. Praline: (looks around) Yeah, all right, sure.

Weil das dreckiger inkorrekter Humor ist, den sich heute bis auf Cohen Bendikt keiner traut.

 

 

 

(bitte jetzt nicht mit Steinen schmeißen)

Das Leben des Brian - KLASSE!!!

Hab ich schon mindestens 20 mal gesehen...  

gesamte Wintersportindustrie....

*Köstlich*

"Nein Freispruch"

LOL

die Fernsehserie, war einsame, bis heute unerreichte Spitze (zB pantomime horse in der bank, ministry for silly walks etc), mit den Kinofilmen konnte ich nix anfangen. Bei Jabberwocky habe ich nichtmals zu Ende gekuckt, war mir zu blöd.
Vielleicht sollte ich es nach so langer Zeit noch mal versuchen.  

*gröööhl*

"Fast die ganze Wahrheit". Großartig dabei: Bicycle Repair Man und Lumberjack Song.  

den saduzäischen Ochsen, Silas, den syrischen Sittenstrolch, diverse subversive
Schriftgelehrte aus Cäseria....

:-)